Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Forgive Us Our Trash Baskets

I just have to share a few of these sillies. Even if you've already heard them, likely you'll dissolve into laughter again.

Kids In Church
3-year-old, Reese: "Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen."

Jesus' Dad's Name
A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What was Jesus' mother's name?" One child answered, "Mary." The teacher then asked, "Who knows what Jesus' father's name was?" A little kid said, "Verge." Confused, the teacher asked, "Where did you get that?" The kid said, "Well, you know they are always talking about Verge n' Mary.''

The Last Commandment
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss the last one. The teacher asked if anyone could tell her what it was. Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and quoted, "Thou shall not take the covers off the neighbor's wife."

Deliver Us From Evil
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter, Caitlin, the Lord's Prayer for several evenings at bedtime, she would repeat after me the lines from the prayer. Finally, she decided to go solo. I listened with pride as she carefully enunciated each word right up to the end of the prayer: "Lead us not into temptation," she prayed, "but deliver us some E-mail.

and my favorite:

Forgive Us Our Trespasses
One particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."

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